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If i were..
if i were a month i would be: any month in the winter time…
if i were a day of the week i would be: Thursday.
if i were a time of day i would be: 9:30 p.m.
if i were a planet i would be: venus
if i were a sea animal i would be: a shark. A horrible, big, gross, discusting, meat eating shark. growl
if i were a direction i would be: North
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: a desk.
if i were a sin i would be: I would be drug trafficking…
if i were an historical figure i would be: batman.
if i were a liquid i would be: water.
if i were a tree, i would be: I would be a dogwood tree…
if i were a flower/plant: a daffodil…
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: rainy… dark grey cloudy, stormy, windy…
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a harmonica… or a violin…
if i were an animal, i would be: a duck
if i were a color, i would be: black.
if i were a vegetable, i would be: a cucumber.
if i were a sound, i would be: the bass drum…
if i were an element, i would be: rain
if i were a car, i would be: a 1991 plymouth voyager… my 1991 plymouth voyager…
if i were a song, i would be: “no rain” by blind mellon…
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: tim burton or the cohen brothers of francis ford coppila… probably tim burton though…
if i were a book, i would be written by: whoever wrote the catcher in the rye…
if i were a food, i would be: a yummy, yummy marshmellow…
if i were a place, i would be: the dirt road in the orchard at night….
if i were a material, i would be: rayon
if i were a taste, i would be: salty
if i were a scent, i would be: sage.
if i were a word, i would be: dammit.
if i were an object, i would be: a coffee cup.
if i were a body part i would be: the eyes…
if i were a facial expression I would be: expressionless
if i were a cartoon character I would be: jane lane from daria
if i were a shape i would be a: a cirle
if i were a number i would be: 3
if i were a disease i would be: I would be a hypocondriac…