Saturday, May 07, 2005

the other day my friend tucker and i were riding around in my car. the windows were down and we were just cruising somewhere, listening to music, hands out the window. i pulled up to a red stop light (green means go, yellow go faster!) and halted my vehicle. as we sat there waiting for the light to turn green again, a bunch of mexican gangsters came around to my car from both sides. tucker and i were confused as they began reaching inside towards my radio. they wanted to steal my cd player! "hey guys, the cd player doesnt work, it not worth it." i calmly explained to them as tucker tried taking a few swings to get them to leave. they gave up on the radio and got busy on the outside of my car, trying to take my hubcaps! "um, guys... there are only three hubcaps. its not a complete set, they wont be worth anything..." the gangsters looked confused and came back to the windows. reaching back inside, they greedily started reaching for my toy collection. i panicked a little bit and told them they could go ahead and have the radio and hubcaps if they left the toys alone. tucker took a few more swings and then i woke up from that crazy dream.